What Will Be The Currency?
In an attempt to get California prisoners to kill each other, California has begun a ban on tobacco products in all their prisons. Yes my children, the day of using cigarettes to get out of uncomfortable man-on-man love are over in California. Those days are now long gone to be replaced by days of... Contraband cigarettes. Yeah, I honestly don't know how this is going to work. I think smoking is probably one of the only things that keeps prisoners sedated... and from killing each other. Have you ever been around someone trying to quit smoking cold turkey? Imagine that times thousands and in tight, enclosed spaces. OUCH! Someone's gettin shived before the night's through. Although, what's the worst that could happen if someone's caught with tobacco? Will they be put into another prison? Please. The very least we can do for these people is give them something to keep them relatively calm. I say, if tobacco's no good, we should allow prisoners to smoke pot in jail. Keep them all nice and calm and relaxed... hell, they might even stop being so violent and, instead, write poetry about dogs wearing glasses and driving trucks. It's true.