Friday, February 13, 2004

Another installment of: Questions that keep me up at night
Is the sloth condemned to hell from birth? I mean... it can't help but commit one of the seven deadly sins (sloth) ALL THE TIME! It's a SLOTH! A sloth is sloth... it fully embodies sloth. It's like me and lust... or gluttony... or lust. All those three things are me... and I'm damned. But the sloth is innocent of everything except being what it is: sloth. So please, this holiday season, pray for and consider the sloth... guilty of nothing except being itself.

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