Happy Groundhog's Day!!!
oh... Groundhog's day is one of my favorite holidays. Know why? Because I don't have to do shit. It happens regardless of what the hell I do... I don't even have to be paying attention! I bet you didn't even know that he saw his shadow... 6 more weeks of winter. Hmm... no shit! Has anyone else been outside in Chicago recently? It's like walking through a really cold and windy place... like a cold, windy place... like a republican's heart. (Oh... that's funny).

In other news... I had just figured out how to shake it like a Polaroid picture, and now I have to figure out how to shake it like a salt shaker. Sheesh! And I'm still trying to figure out what "it" is.