See How Fun I Am! (Thanks Feder)

Your dating personality profile: Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate. Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love. Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active.

Your date match profile: Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape. Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need. Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.

Your Top Ten Traits 1. Liberal 2. Big-Hearted 3. Athletic 4. Romantic 5. Wealthy/Ambitious 6. Intellectual 7. Funny 8. Adventurous 9. Practical 10. Sensual

Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Athletic 2. Conservative 3. Intellectual 4. Sensual 5. Outgoing 6. Funny 7. Practical 8. Adventurous 9. Religious 10. Traditional

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Notice how I am a Liberal who is looking for a Conservative. This is obviously because I am constantly trying to sabotage my own happiness. I am, apparently, only going to be happy with someone I can argue with about everything political. And you wonder why I hate myself so much.