Addendum:
"Close then open everyday? So either you're working all day....or you're working two shifts a day (open and close). Otherwise you wouldn't be able to open then close everyday. It would be more like every other day. If neither of these two options above apply to your work scedule (sic), then respond...and thus admit that you're an ignoramus."
Well then... I work Friday night, then Saturday afternoon, then Sunday night, then Monday afternoon, then Tuesday night. How's that? Now no one is confused about my work "scedule." So I am closing one night and then opening the next day... to be precise. Isn't that great? Have a nice night :)