COMING SOON
Illinois Restaurant Association Sanitation Class
Kelly, the militant looking Wisconsinite who is probably about ten years older than I, but still, somehow, less mature
Ms. Wong, the Danger Zone, Incorrectly using the word 'Therefore' (and pronouncing it "Darefo"), and all the diseases I'm learning about... and how Baldwin food is probably less safe than you think it is (like you needed another reason not to eat there >_< )

PLUS: Rapidly approaching 1000 Visitors... CrazyJohn gives away prizes!