God I'm not doing anything...
I was looking around the Onion website, and I happened upon a page dedicated to talking about comic strips. The page to which I refer is here... and it's importance follows this word: If you were to scroll all the way down the page, you'll find a review of the cartoon "Frazz" by Jef Mallett. Okay... why do I care? You're all asking. Fine... here we go: Jef Mallett is the son of my former elementary school music teacher, Gordon Mallett. This is Gordon Mallett of the Ford with "Gord" on the back fame. Pretty neat, huh? Looks like someone from Big Rapids might actually do something with their life. But, then again, I wouldn't hold my breath.

Plus... who knew that Aragorn, son of Arathorn was in G.I. Jane? Weird, huh?