Sign up, bitch
Guess what the Albion College Union Board Event is on April 17th.
Go on... guess.
Okay... that's the dumbest thing ever. I'll just have to tell you. The answer is: Chicago Trip. That's right... "A whole day in the windy city." Well... I know a few people who should sign up for that (you bastards), and I'll make sure I've got the time off to show you around (or to follow you around and ask you for money... just like everyone else in this city).