What the random phonecall from hotties?
I just got off the phone with Katie Aumann and Miss Chelsey Wagemaker. Don't tell Chelsey Wagemaker, but I've got the hugest crush on Chelsey Wagemaker.
Anyway... in the poopy timing category, Katie and Miss Chelsey Wagemaker wondered if I was going to be around tomorrow. Alas... tomorrow is Grandma Steeno's 90th birthday party. What a fantastic woman she is... and only the mysterious allure of Miss Chelsey Wagemaker could make me second guess my trip to Wisconsin. Mmm... forbidden love. I mean... "mmm... forbidden love". Shit.