"When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, really, honestly good and kissed?" - That Thing You Do! (1996)

"I want her to be happy, no matter what that means. I want her to find someone who will treat her with all the love she deserved from me. I want her to meet someone who will see her always as I do now, through [God's] eyes." - Bruce Almighty (2003)

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko (2001)

"Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone." - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)